Reasons why chocolate is better than sex:
- Chocolate is readily available. You can find your chocolate fix in virtually any supermarket or corner shop. Now one could argue that a supermarket is a great place to meet a potential sexual partner, but they are generally a little harder to pick up, and you can't really ask an assistant for help finding what you're looking for either!
- Chocolate contains large quantities of natural antioxidants, called flavinoids which are linked to the reduction of the number of free radicals in the body. These are linked to medical problems.
- Chocolate can extend your life expectancy!? I particularly like this one, but i'm not sure exactly how it does this, perhaps the above mentioned antioxidants theory.
- Chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which are pain relievers and make you feel good.
- Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine also a mild mood elevator.
How to use chocolate body paint
Most chocolate body paint designed specifically for the purpose will come with instructions, but if you are making it up as you go along and don't have any special chocolate body paint, nutella or a similar chocolate spread can make a good alternative. However you might find it helpful to warm it up a little as it's very thick stuff. Warming it up not only makes it more runny and easier to apply, but it also makes it nicer to pour and lick off.
If you don't even have any nutella and are choosing to melt your own chocolate, then one trick I remember from school is to put the chocolate in a bowl, above a saucepan of water. As the water boils it heats up the bowl of chocolate, which slowly melts. This avoids burning the chocolate and works a treat. Especially with mars bars.
Some fun things to do with chocolate
Well here you can really let your imagination take over, and I don't think I need to spell it out for you :) Needless to say, you can put this stuff most places as long as you're happy to lick it off!
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